My Living Will (joke)

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My Living Will.

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”  They got up, unplugged the computer and threw out my wine!!

The little bastards.

16 responses to “My Living Will (joke)”

  1. Very cute and I can relate. Will have to share. 🙂

    p.s. Thanks for stopping by Self-help Health and deciding to follow. Hope you find the information useful.

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  2. Roseylinn,

    I really hit the jackpot this week with all your likes of my blogs. I try and do one a week since I’m working toward publishing a book in Seattle, maybe in Jan. I like your pithy comments too.

    I’d be better off if i could learn to unplug my computer one day as week as you do.

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    • You’re welcome for all the likes on your blog. I like your blog posts they are a great length and full of interesting information or stuff I didn’t know before. I like your comments too. 🙂 Have a great day.

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  3. This joke was linked to in a Salon Article: “This one has been going around since at least 2007: Last night, my friend came to visit and we were talking and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’
    She got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.” The link to my blog site is in the word, “around”.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/11/06/viral_89_year_old_standup_is_a_joke_thief_all_chuck_esterly_s_jokes_are.html

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